Week Twenty- Nine – Product Awaiting In Line

 
I have decided I’m not a disorganised git! I have been guilty of cramming to much in, is all. I shall get at the new Alpine PDX amp this week and I have a slew of video work on the net now – with 65 clips on
ModifiedNationalsTV channel and 69 on
Presenterbloke” as well for Talk Audio.
I have a posh invitation to The Ivy for lunch in the HiFi world on Thursday (although I tried to go last month having got the date wrong!) and I have a car show to go to at the weekend called Petrol Headz.
I have this idea and posted the following onto Facebook and sent it to a bunch of models I have befriended upon there:
“OK a curve ball for all the gorgeous models and promo babes kind enough to befriend this stupid-hatted Big Fellah! I wanna run a Sun Protection Service at Petrol Headz in Ellesmere Port, Cheshire at the weekend on Sunday and need TWO, lippy, attitude-enriched lasses of great loveliness to slather blokes’ torsos down with sun goop.
The lads (or lasses!!)  pay a tenner a pop to be slathered down (torso and arms/neck only and possibly baldy heads – they can be splooged on the legs to do themselves if in shorts.
I act as sales and minder.
It would mean handling these lads’ bods, so you will get latex gloves – which can be put on with a snap and a threatening glare. And you will have to be good at handling the lippy ones and be fronty, personality-wise. Not a job for shy lasses but could be a money maker – this is the try out! It IS hands-ON though.
I have got free tickets to get the two lasses in and will try to get you into Fast Car. You will deffo be on Talk Audio magazine.
We split the whole lot 33.3% (thassa third each for the blonde ones) and for an extra fiver they can be videoed getting the “Slathering Sweeties” treatment and they get the video sent to them afterwards.
We’d need to do around fifty warm bodies to make it worthwhile but I have clearance from the promoter who would charge me next year if it works and I reckon if we get a queue, it could be awesome.
I have FB on my Blackberry so if you are able to go and are going and fancy working the show, it could be anything from not much apart from a free ticket to well, 100 of ’em, all with videos would be a half grand each.”
Do you think it might work? If you think this is you, apply by contacting me through the site! Just do it soon! Much planning to do, so as ever…..
I’ll go get on, then.
Adam Rayner – Online Editor