MyMOD UK Weekend RUDENESS – Metal & Mammaries!!!

OH Good Grief!!! It’s the weekend of the MyMod UK Summer Madness! I am the lucky git Master of Doodahs and shall be working with some talented youngsters.   Here, shamelessly ripped clean aaht the Facebook page of the stuff for the event, is the well-written copy promoting it, which I reproduce for your delectation and information, should you as yet not know of the thing and want to come and take inappropriately close-up telephoto images of girls’ sexy bits.
Thing is, these  girls love it.
Here’s the full SP from MyMod’s top chap, Nathan Beckles-Lovelle, who is in fact, a toff.
MYMOD UK Presents Summer Madness!
Sunday 12th August 2012
Eureka Country Club, Fawkham, Kent DA3 8ND
Once again MyMod UK brings you the hottest pool party in the modified car scene!
This year’s extravaganza takes place on the private grounds of the twenty-three acre Eureka country club set in the rolling hills of the beautiful Kent countryside.
On the day, you will get to see a large range of modified cars including some impressive show cars.
100% confirmed Featured models on the day from:
Sunday Sport, Playboy, Nuts, Ben Dover, ProfTubs and more…
Hosted By Nathan Beckles-Lovelle, Ben Dover and Adam Rayner
Music will be brought to you throughout the day from Kiss FM & BBC 1Xtra’s finest alongside Jason Kaye, NPR, Dexplicit, Mark Trade, DJ Goochy, AK Steppa and more…
SKY TV will be filming the event on the day, so dress to impress!
Live PA from DJ Charlotte Devaney and show by the extremely sexy Narni Shakers performing the new track ‘Nice’ with the girls wearing their Borat wigs, moustaches and mankinis! (Strangely sexy yet disturbing all at the same time!!)
http://youtu.be/d-dZUSFqyxw
A large fully heated outdoor swimming pool for fun and frolics to take place in! All the more reason for the girls to wear bikinis!
Professor Tubs’ marvellous magical hot tub will be there with the HOT Models Stevie-Louise-Ritchie and Natasha Anastasia providing IN-TUB-ENTERTAINMENT!!!
Trade stands from lots of different companies offering a wide range of merchandise and memorabilia. Making this a truly festival-type event.
We have a number of different inflatable amusements such as a bouncy castle, assualt course, bungee run etc.
There will be loads of fun and games going on throughout the day to include a lapdance competition, hot tub hussle dance off, wet t-shirt competition, models inflatable assualt course race (oiled up ofcourse) to name a few!
There will also be prizes and trophies awarded for the:
Best Interior
Best Exterior
Car of the show
Prizes and trophies will also be awarded to:
Best Up and Coming Model
Best model of the show
People’s Choice
There will be two different bars selling alcoholic beverages on the site and also other food and beverage stands.
There are 13 V.I.P Chalets situated around the party area, available to buy for the duration of the day. The Chalets contain a double bed, 2 bottles of Champagne and also consist of an extended terrace with a table and chairs. The chalets are for groups of up to six people.
PLUS THERE WILL BE AN AFTER PARTY HOSTED BY SOME OF OUR FRIENDS ON SITE – LOOK OUT FOR MORE INFO!
Entry fees:  £12 individual tickets on the door (at time of writing – there were advance deals)
Adam Again….The bit in red was written a while back and we have evolved it a bit. The Lapdance is Nevada Laws no-contact and shall involve a catwalk sashay element. The Hot Tub shall be a photography thing, inspired by a NUTS girl I saw! And The wet tees, well there’s a wrinkle to that as well but wait and see!
The talent I shall have to aim at the audience is awesome. To be honest, I think I only really do it as it is the best seat in the house and so help me, I am on the audience’s side. So much so, that while it looks as if the illustrious Mr Dover might be still in Spain on some unavoidable personal stuff, I may have to get a lad from the audience to be the JUDGE. he shall be danced at, spoken to filthily and award points out of ten. Would he give her one? Or nine?
See you there….