Beefcake For Faye

As most of you know, I was brought up by an agony aunt as what was later termed a ‘˜New Man’. It means I know about feminine issues, understand the female viewpoint a fraction (only) more than regular blokes after all, we are all stupid unfeeling dolts by comparison to the women and know what a Bartholin’s gland is all about. (Proper shocking rude, that one and will separate men from boys. And gynaecologists..)
Anyway, in our cars and girls culture, we have far too much exploitation of pretty girls. Well, in truth, we have hundreds who are mustard keen to get in on the promo act and I won’t hear ill of it! The following is a Facebook comment I made that got two very special likes. Both from stunning and clever women that men swoon over and yet who are sharp as tacks:
‘I have met a barrister, an aviation mechanic and a PhD in promo garb at shows. Leilani & Degg Jakki took the ripping hell out of Weakest Link, engineering a never-before dead heat with each other and making Anne Robinson admit she wildly under-estimated them. And Michelle ‘Chelle Belle’ Westby DRIFTS… so nope. Tragic but true, pretty & clever exists. What’s really offensive is when they are real sweeties, too!’
Anyway, I was looking for lasses to be snapped on a Bentley for Fast Car said gig is now being delightedly dealt with by Waz at B&B Audio Concepts (Cardiff) but a lass called Faye Morey made another point on Facebook. That it was unfair and SHE would like to switch the damn tables about and have a bunch of oiled torso mangods to model on HER darn car!
I was right up for that and said I would help.. THEN, Faye admits I snapped her at a show. I was intrigued.
It er, turns out that I had noticed her and ‘˜papped’ her in her car. She was there as a nascent car audio nutter and has since done all sorts of audio things to her mini with Ben Hutchings as her mentor.. she was at the Modified Nationals sound off with Ben and his good lady.
In the Mini before modding, with Faye spotted and snapped at the Modded Nationals 2013, by Raynercannot imagine for the life of me.. WHY? (Hmmm? Guru.)

And here is the car after the modifications:
Anyway, I wanna do a shoot with Faye and some beefcake. We need you to be six foot or more, dark and annoyingly good looking with a six pack rather than a Rayner Party Keg. I want three and you need to be prepared to be erm, her bitches a bit. Well, she IS single.. I feel a Cilla Black moment coming along, too
No, really I am not looking to ho yo ass, boys, but I do know that they need new models all the time in the ‘˜real’ modelling world! And I have an old mate who was on STORM agency. So, if you are interested or BETTER yet feel that your friendship will withstand ratting them out to the press, then ‘˜tell’ on them. You can do it below this on Talk Audio, or on the forum boards of www.talkaudio.co.uk (yes, this is writ to hit the FB audience, too!)
So Model CALLBOYS!
Get in touch!