DECEMBER 2014 SWAG
I AM CLEARING UP AND SWAGGING STUFF UNDER THE TOY STORY TWO DIRECTIVE. This states that rather than live forever as a museum piece, things are for using for their intended purpose, while they last. THUS, I am giving up some treasures and some tat from my desk. Some is brand new and unused and the watch I have had over a decade and decided to stop with the hoarding and the ‘My Preciossssss!’-ing.
I HAVE
TWO SCREEN WANDS WITH 3.5MM JACK DANGLERS from Phonebitz.
USB STICKS FROM TINY TO 4GB. These are randomly distributed and all have the press material still on them. (These are first going to previous swag requesters who were thwarted last time.)
I have a new ALPINE SWISS ARMY KNIFE!! (Awaits mayhem on THAT oneI have had this for five years but it is Christmas.)
I have a JVC DUAL TIME ZONE DUAL FACE WATCH in the box, new unused, still faced in plastic decal.
Then these discs:
DVD Live From Abbey Road two discs.
NAIM Hands on Heart by Tim Hugh. (Sealed hi-res data DVD and CD twin pack.)
Fast Car Giveaway, Hot Import Nights ‘Modified Mayhem’ DVD (Certificate 15)
The Gumball Diaries (Certificate 15)
NAIM Mozart Wind serenades (Sealed hi-res data DVD and CD twin pack.)
Streetlife TV Uncut Fast car giveaway. (Certificate 15)
To SWAG, just like and share this story on FB or comment underneath it on the magazine here. Magazine comments will be the ones who get the prime items. Name the disc you fancy, as these are deeply NOT going to please every person in every direction! If you swag, I will ask you for the address you wish to use for delivery, via a Personal Message, either on Talk Audio or FB. I won’t be harvesting the addresses at all – unless we become close enough for me to send you (and your mum) a Christmas card. ‘Hello Hondaman!’
One minor thing. I have developed a pet peeve for those who read the intro and then expect my chubby self to write them their very own version again, via PM, while they ask how to get the stuff! SOOOO, if you are reading this bit because you just did that you just disqualified yourself.
As ever, I pay the post, I pack it up, I post it, with Lurve from all at Talk Audio at Christmas.
Adze. xx