Week Fifty-Two A Very Merry Christmas From Talk Audio

Oh gosh, I am so very excited! I get doggerel-struck when a bit emotional.. So, er, here, have this!
Christmas is coming, Rayner’s Kinda Fat,
Please spare a tune for an Aspie’s hat,
If not a test tone, then a bass drop will do,
As long as you throb a phat decibel or two.
For now’s the time of tweaking, or maybe even twerk,
For 2013’s New Word is one HELLUVA physical jerk,
That and super Selfies with babes and Borack too,
I hope 2013’s been truly good to you.
So here’s a TA wish from your editor thus thrilled,
About the crazed adventure that he has just fulfilled.
A ticket off to Texas, to see The Alamo and then,
To zoom into the sky to go see Las Vegas once again.
Now there’s lots to do and birds to stuff,
I do hope that you do get enough.
And that the new year coming on,
Will see your cars just filled with song.
So I will scoot and just want to say,
I hope that Christmas in every way,
Brings hope and joy and then some peace..
And a damn great amp hanging from your mantelpiece.
Adam Rayner On Line Editor