Monday, December 23, 2024
Editorials

Bullfrog & Bass! Filming Day Fixed at Celsus

I am in fact a semi-aquatic mammal. I can do an impersonation of a bullfrog that makes folks weep with embarrassed hilarity. I wear huge flippers, (little else) squat back on my haunches poolside so all you get is belly and knees and flippers, then sort of grimace my neck and face all wide and stretchy so I look like a toad. Then I pulse my throat so it bulges like a frog’s by inflating it. By then my audience are usually wanting to stop laughing but cannot and begging me “Stop! Please stoppit!” as it is just too horrible and is making them hurt for laughing. At which point I say, “Gribbit!” and do the frog-plop dive into the water. Upon surfacing, I have found ‘em still giggling as it looks horrifyingly froggy.

OK, so with pictures in your head you didn’t want, check the Kicker Bullfrog speakers. I am going to go to Poole and have a play with these and try out some new kit from other brands, like JL Audio and Caliber, in a day’s filming with the guys whose whole purpose in life is to “Deliver Enjoyment.”

I am going to go and collect said enjoyment, and then report to you! Here may well be some deeply cool things as ideas for the loved ones in your life, what with Christmas coming up and all…. (And nil apologies to those who just went “WAAH!” at the C-word in October!)

Have a look, here: https://kickeruk.com/