Cheeky CD-Slot Device Mount WINS!

Here is Invention Of The Year. A deceptively simple bracket for holding a phone or tablet in your car’s CD slot. I said that it, ‘sticks its tongue in your CD player’s mouth on the first date. Cheeky beggar.’
The entirely-in-the-UK manufactured device website says, “The CD Slot Mount® is a new hands free road safety innovation giving the driver a clear windscreen with no obstructions to vision complying with the new highway code. This British invention of the year diamond award winner was conceived designed and made in Britain the new concept is fully patent protected and trademarked. It has the ability to hold a combination of devices side by side using any of the mounts unique triple ball arrangement. Please remember your CD discs can still be played while using the CD Slotmount and your passenger can now within easy reach operate your device.”
Here is that impudent CD slot-snogging doodad:


I am impressed enough to simply have bought one, not even swagged it!!!