Christmas is Coming, Adam Rayner’s Ruddy Fat, You’ll Need Less Pennies For Clarion Bass In That!

Tis the season to get thumpy, with additions loud and bumpy,
Those Folks in Swindon, (Tokyo too) have got an offering for you,
Full twelve inch goodness, bass box too,
And a sweet wee amp for you to say ‘BOO!’
To basslines rich and throbby hard,
And you’ll shell out less of your precious lard,
Instead of two-ton, it’s way quids less,
And should help you with your Christmas Stress!
At Clarion Dealers across the land,
It’s one-six-nine, not two-oh-two,
Which makes Christmas better for the basshead near you.
So be it a mate or you yourself,
Go snap these babies off the shelf,
And have a sweetly throbbing Yule,
Don’t miss it, or you’ll feel a fool.

Clarion APX2121E 200w max amplifier and Clarion 30cm (12in) SW3012B subwoofer, ready boxed in carpeted enclosure with two bull bar protectors for grille use: was £202 full retail, now offered by dealers as a package for less – £169,00.
Many dealers may shag it out cheaper, so call ‘˜em up and tell them the Fat Man sent you!

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