CRUCIAL CES NEWS Nevada Brothel Gives Back to CES Patrons with Sex Giveaway!
OK, I kid you NOT, but there is a high end PR agency for the well, high end Brothel outside of Las Vegas and my name has ended up on a PR list that they have got a hold of, of CES attendees. And that’s no accident, as this news attests. .. errm no easy way to say it.. I merely report. Slightly NWS!
Sheri’s Ranch Hosts ‘Free Sex Sweepstakes’ during Consumer Electronics Show
December 10, 2015 / Pahrump, Nevada Las Vegas area sex resort Sheri’s Ranch announces its inaugural Sex Giveaway in appreciation of the brothel’s Sin City patrons. The bordello will offer one free VIP sex session to three lucky participants during the Consumer Electronics Show, on January 7th, 8th, and 9th.
As the go-to brothel for Las Vegas conventioners, Sheri’s Ranch has long proclaimed to be the ‘unofficial brothel of CES,’ and has been featured in top tech and business publications like Re/code and Business Insider. The brothel says that it sees a marked increase in business during big Las Vegas conventions, and expects the usual 70% spike in profits the week of the 2016 Consumer Electronics Show.
‘As a gesture of customer appreciation, we’ve decided to give back during the week of the CES show and offer a free lay to three Las Vegas visitors,’ says Sheri’s Ranch owner Chuck Lee.
Each of the three lucky winners will receive free round trip luxury car service from Las Vegas to Sheri’s Ranch, a complimentary champagne and surf and turf dinner in one of the brothel’s VIP sex cottages with the participating courtesan of the winner’s choice, and one full hour of hot, unbridled sexual activity.
Interested individuals age 21 and over can enter the sweepstakes via this entry form. All information submitted is absolutely private and confidential. Registration for the sex giveaway begins December 9th, 2015 and ends January 2nd, 2016. Winners will be chosen at random and contacted by January 4th, 2016.
‘Virtual reality may be a big item at CES this year,’ says Lee, ‘But nothing trumps real sex with a real woman. No matter how technology evolves or improves, there are two things you can count on: people will continue to have sex – and Sheri’s Ranch will see a huge turnout from CES every year.’
Located in Pahrump, Nevada, sixty miles west of Las Vegas, Sheri’s Ranch is Nevada’s first and only full-service legal sex resort. The Ranch was purchased by former Chicago homicide detective Chuck Lee in 2001 and was remodelled into a fantasyland of bungalows and specialty rooms with a variety of titillating themes. With a hotel and restaurant on the property, Lee and his exemplary staff have taken great care to maintain a resort playground with the clients’ safety, privacy, and satisfaction in mind.Well, there you go, how AMERICAN is that? And no, I didn’t win….