Modified Mania 2009

Now in its fourth year and at a brilliant new venue, the Modified Mania Show 2009″> looks set to be a corker.
In a tragically lustful-old-git fashion and smarting with the pain of personal loss at having the Max Power guys make the Modified Nationals’ babe contest theirs instead of something I could do, I applied shamelessly to the promoters of the Modified Mania show to be held at Smeatharpe Raceway in Devon on the 26th July. (Post code EX14 9RF for the sat navs)
To the promoter’s eternal credit he did a Man From Delmonte upon my ass and I’m IN!
Always a keen proponent of the Cars & Girls culture, this is one of the sexiest shows on the circuit and as well as the Babes amateur style, there will be the delicious Beki Smith to present stuff with on the main stage (I do so hope she won’t object to a sudden Fat Bloke!) with top lasses from websites, professional traders and car clubs alike who will of course be washing cars and getting all soapy, since the show’s top prize is sponsored by Autosmart.
The event is heaving with cool stuff. In one of their only UK shows the now globally famed FUEL GIRLS”> show will be there, so be prepared for stuff the likes of which you’ve never seen. The things young sweetie Vanessa has learned to do in the last season or so will curl your bloody hair. She’s badass and so are her sisters, Laura, Chloe and Anne.
New for 2009 is The Modified Mania Top 25. These will be some of the BEST modified cars from around the UK which will have already been through the pre-show judging from five different categories, to leave them with the 25 Finalists.
The outright winner drives away with £200 in cash plus a shiny trophy to keep and a goodie bag of car care products by Autosmart.
So the Twat In The Hat will be there (as will the lovely Natasha Marley”>) and so should you be too! Right in the holiday season in the summer that we are owed by the weather and right deep in the Southwest within easy reach of the best bits of seaside we have.
Best of all, Talk Audio has swagged a slice of it for YOU. For your regular fiver entry (they don’t charge like wounded bulls down there…) Talk Audio will have its own club area where we can gather up and boom our happy little butts off in the sunshine. Then come and look, frankly, at the tits!
There’s room for fifty cars. We’ll start a thread over on the meets and events forum for you to arrange the odd throbby convoy.
I’ve a slew of ideas involving the real pole dancers and suntan lotion for the boys and even one or two ideas for the girls too – hey if we are going to objectify the beautiful, then why not some beefcake for the raucous birds and all?
Political Correctness, post-modern style.
Here’s some of what it’s looked like in previous years.
I can’t wait.