NEW APPAREL! JL Audio Pukka Show-Going Rags!
The Americans may think that the term ‘˜rags’ is derogatory but as the son of a bloke who worked in the London Rag Trade for a big label (It’s what my dad did to support us while I was a kid before mama became a household name.‘Like Harpic, Dahling!’ as she always said) I can tell you, it is a term for fashionable apparel.
And Celsus have just secured supply of handsome JL Audio stuff. With a beanie-fits-all, four über-cool designs of tee shirts of top quality construction and fabric weight, as well as a seriously desirable hoodie.
The very second I heard about the stuff I wanted to nick some
So I get the happy news and get immediately on the phone to get on the swag
I wheedle and plead and show off all at once.. about how many of you lot there are.
And it worked!
Well, to a degree. I didn’t quite manage to pull their arms off but I did secure a sexyful hoodie and a bag of beans! Yes, I have ten beanie hats here and one of you poor sods is going to get the one that isn’t quite as boxfresh as the others as I sit and type this modelling one to my cat, who is impressed and thinks I look gangsta innit.
In order to get one posted to you free, we want to hear and see stuff, ideally. On Facebook on the Talk Audio page, or by Twitter feed to @TheAdamRayner or underneath this article, or else even as part of the thread beneath the entry of this item in Magazine and Product Discussions on the forum boards.
I will then need an address supplying by Private Message that you can happily have a packet delivered to. If needs be, you might want to sign up to Talk Audio to be able to PM me thus. (It’s free and we do NOT spam our members.)
A picture of any of your JL Audio kit, as Proof of Love is needed. They kinda want their promo clothing to go to those who have already spent some lolly with them and that’s only fair. You don’t have to have a massive amount of kit, any JL Audio product will do. But as well as a ‘˜Proof of Love’ shot, we’d like to hear your ‘˜Dream Upgrade Path’ with JL Audio. Sadly, I cannot then wave a magic wand and say wonderful things about ‘You thought you were just winning a hat.’ To someone, as you will just be swagging a hat. However, the fan person who sounds the most sincere in their brand loyalty is the one that the JL Audio executive type will pick to get the hoodie. This really is the very first shipment, so they are in size Medium and Large (damn no fat bastid size) only, which will fit 95% of you reading. But the idea is you swag the hoodie, you choose the size of the two and JL Audio will post it to you.
So, get snappy and post!
In the meanwhile, you can get along to your nearest JL Audio dealer (find yours, here: link) and they aughta have this stuff in stock. If not, nag them and they can get it in day or two.