Vibe Delta Box Bass Generator Christmas SWAG!!
Regular readers may recall the cat-amongst-the-pigeons effect of my awarding a State of the Art flag to the Vibe Delta Box Bass Generator.
Inexpensive yet hysterically cool, this device can be set to the frequency that your system basses baddest at, then, at whim, whatever you are playing, you press the in-line button (that looks like it is for setting off explosives) and BOOM! you get a burst of the most crushing girth your bass system can make. Experts can even have theirs adjusted so that the button doesn’t just last for the normal three second burst, or even set the tone used to deeper than the 30Hz normally available. Either way, this is like buying a Nitrous Oxide bottle for your car it kinda invalidates those warranties that demand ‘˜normal’ use of equipment. Like race or rally not being covered by your insurance for road use.
Here’s an excerpt of the review ‘This is the most absurd and incomprehensible thing I have ever seen in my life. Incomprehensible to Those Who Don’t Get It but a Philosophers’ Stone to those who do. This is unbelievably cool, bloody awesomely simple, perhaps even Irresponsibly Bonkers and I love it without limit.
You know that bit in the original Toy Story movie when destructive child Sid gets a mail order mega-firework rocket and reads the warning? ”Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children.’ Cool!’ Well, the Bass Generator is like that. The Bass Generator is a woofer maker’s worst nightmare, this is a Very, Very, Very Dangerous box indeed and will definitely mess some idiots up. The same sort who would not be trusted with a shotgun or scissors.’
And those lovely, warm-hearted folks at Vibe have said that the unit I tested can be given away in the Rayner Swag tradition for Christmas!
Here’s what you do to get this unit posted to you..
Go find this article posted as a Topic on Magazine and Product Discussions on the forum if you like (as most will be there) or more fun, and ‘˜new’, would be to use the comment system below the article on the magazine front page. Simply copy and paste a URL from any page on the Vibe site and make a short contextual reference to the page. Thus, any idiot ‘˜comper’ who wants to cut and paste a ‘˜correct’ answer to steal this Swag can knob off! If your entry is copied, report it and it’ll be deleted.
Here is how my entry would look:
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Oh My LORD I want to twiddle Tiffany’s potentiometers!
And, like a presenter on a big stage at a bearpit live event and with complete benign despotism, I will just pick a person to give the unit to, from the answers. I am not going to ask what you will be putting it through but do read the review and BE WARNED, this is heavy ****!
Merry Christmas to all TA-ers from Vibe!